Tiny Tim: I did a song for Koo Stark in Australia last August [singing Eddie Cantor-style]:If I had a girl like Koo Stark, brotherI would never pineI’d love her so much every dayPrince Andrew would be sorry he let her get awayFor every kiss she’d give me, I’d give her 20 backFor her I’d even diet and give up all my snacksIf I had a girl like Koo Stark, brotherI’d simply go cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
—all the timeOUI: What was her reaction to that?Tiny Tim: She left town."
Getting Hard with Tiny Tim" by Josh Alan Friedman.
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