Monday, December 31, 2007

A Very Newstastic New Year!

New Texture's Plato Jesus shows 2007 the door in the only way he can: with a firm boot to the rear, delivered via a welcome crop of fresh installments from his ongoing series, "That's Newstastic!"

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700 club: "I-35 can stop homosexuality"

The War on the Walls

A Bouncer Tells Jurors Assassins Framed Him

'Green Hannuka' Campaign Sparks Ire

Police Academy Class Slogan: Cause PTSD

UN Joins Forces with Marvel Comics

Real Life Laughing Policemen