New Texture's Plato Jesus shows 2007 the door in the only way he can: with a firm boot to the rear, delivered via a welcome crop of fresh installments from his ongoing series, "That's Newstastic!"
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700 club: "I-35 can stop homosexuality"
The War on the Walls
A Bouncer Tells Jurors Assassins Framed Him
'Green Hannuka' Campaign Sparks Ire
Police Academy Class Slogan: Cause PTSD
UN Joins Forces with Marvel Comics
Real Life Laughing Policemen
