Plato Jesus returns in triumph with the latest round of installments in his That's Newstastic! series.
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purdue students sniff manure for science
contractor made millions claiming army stripes
retired green beret shoots intruder, gets court martial
enlist criminals to beef up armed forces
have you seen this dog? only with telepathy
how liquid body armor works
iraqi militiamen attempt disarmament of IED composed of 155mm howitzer round
moses: let my people get high?
minnesota bars beat smoking ban
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