It just wouldn't be a holiday weekend without a healthy dose of Plato Jesus sharing his passion for the Newstastic.
With nine new That's Newstastic! entries for the long weekend, he's here to roast your weenies with the blue flame of freedom!
how to win your wife's weight in beer
an american life worth less today
garment device convertible to one or more facemasks
doctors, activists work to stop clay eating in africa
kentucky fried chicken sizzles in fallujah
the 25 most vicious iraq war profiteers
olympics: spain's eye-catching faux pas
beach bums
our very own blackwater? sri lankan mercenaries in iraq
