While many of us were busy getting used to doing this year's holiday shopping at the dollar store, the ever-vigilant Plato Jesus was busy keeping an eye on world events. Now he rouses you from the blurry ache of your New Year's hangover to drop these NEW installments of his much-beloved "That's Newstastic!" series into the fragrant puddle at your feet.
Mind the splash!
Point of No Return for the Arctic Climate?
FDA Nixes Proposed "Prescription Pistol"
North Korean Prison Life Detailed
Supermarket Refuses to Personalize Cake for Child Named "Adolf Hitler"
"I'm Gonna Blow Your B!*#* Off!"