From Plato Jesus Himself:
"Below are ten Newstastics to start your summer with. Not aspiring to be a bang, though never quite a whimper, this round is more like the gaseous discharge that lets you know there's room for another hot dog and beer.
"Enjoy."
free the torturers--and the rapists too!
how the horrors of war nearly destroyed me
astronomers take virtual plunge into blackhole
lacy threads and leather straps bind a business
afghanistan's only pig quarantined in flu fear
toilet snake attack: urban legend comes true?
somali pirate guided by london intelligence team, report says
2 yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser
"we have taken every measure we think of to stop the desert moving closer..."
group seeks support to ban use of music as torture