Plato Jesus' July 4th Hangover

So what if the 4th of July was last week? With this latest collection of Newstastics, Plato Jesus patriotically puts a cherry bomb right up your weekend:

gov. gen. eats slice of slaughtered seal's raw heart to show support for hunt

from bangkok to berlin, hard times hit the sex trade

family axes wedding plans, egyptian cuts off organ

scientists track penguin poop from space

choose a shoe, any shoe and hold on

gun-loving pastor to flock: piece be with you

greening the herds: a new diet to cap gas

militant hamas gets into matchmaking business

I dared to kill SAS dad

zambia leader hit by "press leak"

wallabies damaging crops in tasmania poppy fields after getting high

girls with guns get it