So what if the 4th of July was last week? With this latest collection of Newstastics, Plato Jesus patriotically puts a cherry bomb right up your weekend:
gov. gen. eats slice of slaughtered seal's raw heart to show support for hunt
from bangkok to berlin, hard times hit the sex trade
family axes wedding plans, egyptian cuts off organ
scientists track penguin poop from space
choose a shoe, any shoe and hold on
gun-loving pastor to flock: piece be with you
greening the herds: a new diet to cap gas
militant hamas gets into matchmaking business
I dared to kill SAS dad
zambia leader hit by "press leak"
wallabies damaging crops in tasmania poppy fields after getting high
girls with guns get it
