Labor Day is a working holiday for Plato Jesus, and to celebrate he brings us a whopping 14 new installments of That's Newstastic!
With such a display of heroic endurance, Plato Jesus appears to be bucking for the title of Labor Day's new Iron Man.
Et tu, Jerry Lewis?
finn wins world wife-carrying championship
why toilet paper belongs to america
big apple sign recalled harlem's jazz era; then it vanished, too
why are southerners so fat?
'fight club' baby boomer
pretty-boy model in rob-spree bust
the gnome with the nazi salute: art or crime?
slain heir's secrets
'are we just here just for your amusement?'
the neo-nazis of mongolia: swastikas against china
peeing in the shower: the rules
scots sniper hills taliban leader with longest shot
teeth are removed by force on religious grounds
connect the dots--cheney--CIA--blackwater & pat tillman
man allegedly calls 911 twice to say he's hungry
