Plato Jesus returns after more tireless digging through the wastebaskets of the world's newsrooms to provide this latest cache of entries for his "That's Newstastic!" series.
Click on the first entry below, then use the
Next > link at the bottom of the page to read them all. Or just click through to each entry individually from here. You're sure to find your eyes pooling up with tears of laughter! Well, tears of
something:
You are being lied to about piratesDirty sexy money'Smell map' tracks the world's odoursNo snickering: That road sign means something elseEmperor penguins face extinctionU study: 43 percent of active-duty military admit binge drinkingMaster list of border tunnels, as of January 31, 2008
US: From militant to military