Plato Jesus strikes again with five (count 'em!) fresh installments in his ongoing "That's Newstastic!" series. Click the headlines to get your news on:
"Mr. Toilet" Builds Commode-Shaped House
Badminton and Peacekeeping in Southern Lebanon
You Silly Boys: Blondes Make Men Act Dumb
At Jets Games, a Halftime Ritual of Harassment
UN Diplomats Miss Out on Knicks Season Tickets When Team Loses - Again
