"He steps down from the stage, microphone in hand, grabs a chair and swivels it around, mounting it backwards in a move somewhere between the lead singer of AC/DC and Cher when she’s humping the cannon."
In Part 5 of The Gitter Cranicals, our humble narrator is invited to Keep On Rockin' in the Free World...will he accept?
The Gitter Cranicals 5: He Knows a Thousand Songs. Read it here.
And if you've fallen behind, you can still catch up:
To read Part 1, click here.
To read Part 2, click here.
To read Part 3, click here.
To read Part 4, click here.
