While you're giving it up to the Great Spirit for the corn and cranberrries this year, be sure to take a moment to give thanks for Plato Jesus, and the whopping TWELVE new installments of his informative series That's Newstastic! he's provided us in time for the holiday.
So tie that napkin around your neck and tuck in; they make their own gravy:
Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm In Denny's
Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Burger
Monetary Expert Hanke Says Zimbabwe Inflation Hits 531 Billion Percent
Solved: scientific riddles of flea hops, armadillo digs and lap dancers' tips
Blackwater Worldwide's Maritime Operations Ready to Assist Shipping Industry
5 Most Dangerous U.S. Earthquake Hot Spots Beyond California
Diamond mogul meets a star-studded controversy
Traveling to the dark side
Where Homes Are Worth Less Than the Mortgage
Air Marshals: Undercover and Under Arrest
German Supply Lines Flow With Beer in Afghanistan
KTUU Sarah Palin interview
