A dozen chocolate footballs of the Newstastic! variety. Per Plato Jesus:
"What could be more Eastertastic than crucifying a bunny on a cross? 12 new installments of triumphant failures..."
stripping for olympic gold
south dakota legislature declares that astrology can explain global warming
harlem chuck e. cheese bans gang colors
bagel lovers tell rabbis: don't pick on our lox
french bread spiked with LSD in CIA experiment
mayawati, 'queen' of the poor, flaunts her wealth
baby dictators
dirty water kills more people than violence, says UN
the black marketeers stealing indonesia's islands by the boat-load
the handshake
yemen: capital city faces 2017 water crunch
disputed isle in bay of bengal disappears into sea
